Finally met a person from Pittsburgh that I liked but not enough to not use her Terrible Towel to wipe my butt.
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WEEK 14: BILLS VS. RAVENS
Elite QB Joe Flacco…okay. I said I’d stop but I just can’t. Lamar Jackson is no Joe Flacco.
WEEK 16: BILLS @ PATRIOTS
Mispronouncing names is fun. I like to call The BILLIE’s wife Gihzalay Bookohdamn. If he is a goat then she must just be a Nanny.
WEEK 17: BILLS VS. JETS
Hmm. Let’s look at the Bills Wildcard scenarios…beat the Jets, the Browns need to lose or tie, Canadians need to stop saying “eh,” and the Montreal Alouettes must admit Marv Levy was only coach of the Bills.
WK 1: BILLS 17 JETS 16 (WIN 1-0)
The Gore-Beasley Era begins in the Meadowlands!
WK 2: BILLS 28 GIANTS 14 (W 2-0)
Why not just stay in the Meadowlands? Hoffa did.
WK 3: BILLS 21 BENGALS 17 (W 3-0)
First home game with Pancho Billa honored and Andy Dalton getting a cheer still?
WK 4: BILLS 10 PATRIOTS 16 (L 3-1)
Will the Pats have lost 2 of their 3 first games as they always do? Will Gronk be back? Who’s bringing the sex toy?
WK 5: BILLS 14 TITANS 7 (W 4-1)
Tennessee is as hard to spell as Mississippi. Thanks to the gods we only need to go to Nashville.
WEEK 6: BILLS VS NOBODY
Stay home or steal a neighbor’s chickens. It’s the Bye Week!
WK 7: BILLS 31 DOLPHINS 21 (W 5-1)
Time for a meeting with the Fins. It sucks not playing them in the snow….but it is October in Buffalo.
WK 8: BILLS 13 EAGLES 31 (L 5-2)
Ow. That hurt.
WK 9: BILLS 24 SKINS 9 (W 6-2)
Yay! It’s the Culturally Insensitive game. Why don’t they just switch their logo to a Potato? Wait for it…ahh. You get it.
WK 10: BILLS 16 BROWNS 19 (L 6-3)
Cleveland is the new Buffalo! Or is Buffalo the new Cleveland? Either way, neither is St. Louis and that is a good thing.
WK 11: BILLS 37 DOLPHINS 20 (W 7-3)
South Florida in the middle of November. Meh. On the bright side, shootings dip when the weather gets cooler.
WK 12: BILLS 20 BRONCOS 3 (W 8-3)
Elite QB Joe Flacco brings his Denv… okay. I will stop.
WK 13: BILLS 26 COWBOYS 15 (W 9-3)
The last time the Bills played on Thanksgiving, I ate turkey. I have on other Thanksgivings too but just sayin’. Oh yeah, stay home for this one and watch with loved ones and annoying people called “family.”
WEEK 14: BILLS VS. RAVENS
Elite QB Joe Flacco…okay. I said I’d stop but I just can’t. Lamar Jackson is no Joe Flacco.
YAY! FREE PARKING!
You asked for it and you got it! Believe it or not, you don’t have to shell out big bucks on parking whenyou come and watch your beloved Billsies! This was a common complaint in our recent fan survey, so we went out and found you places to put your vehicle while you cheered…
