Here are some dumb facts to look forward to in this week’s game:
- Old Orleans never had an NFL team.
- When they were awful, New Orleans fans called their team the “Aints.” Buffalo fans have never called their team the “ills” but maybe they should have.
- The Superdome is not really that super anymore. It should be called the MehDome.
- Dead folks are buried above ground in New Orleans in case they have to evacuate.
- On Bourbon Street, people threw beads at me to put my shirt back on.