USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. JAGS (ANAGRAM PLAYOFF EDITION)

Jags

I wasn’t planning on playoffs. I had turned off the Useless Facts part of my melon. But here we are. And by gosh by golly, those lazy-ass ANAGRAMS I have been doing sure have been easy to do…

So…

Here we go…. meet the Jacksonville Jaguars and their screwed up names:

  • Blake Bortles = Bleak Lobster
  • Paul Posluszny = Zonally puss up.
  • Marcell Dareus = Caramels ruled.
  • Leonard Fournette = Untalented Roofer.
  • Marcedes Lewis = Swim, cedar eels!
  • Jalen Ramsey = My real jeans.
  • Jaydon Mickens = My coked Ninjas.
  • Lerentee McCray = Mercenary Elect
  • Malik Jackson = Skin no jackal.
  • Cam Robinson = Mr. Onion Scab

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