I wasn’t planning on playoffs. I had turned off the Useless Facts part of my melon. But here we are. And by gosh by golly, those lazy-ass ANAGRAMS I have been doing sure have been easy to do…
Here we go…. meet the Jacksonville Jaguars and their screwed up names:
- Blake Bortles = Bleak Lobster
- Paul Posluszny = Zonally puss up.
- Marcell Dareus = Caramels ruled.
- Leonard Fournette = Untalented Roofer.
- Marcedes Lewis = Swim, cedar eels!
- Jalen Ramsey = My real jeans.
- Jaydon Mickens = My coked Ninjas.
- Lerentee McCray = Mercenary Elect
- Malik Jackson = Skin no jackal.
- Cam Robinson = Mr. Onion Scab