All summer I didn’t do any Useless Facts about anything. But here we are. And by gosh by golly, those lazy-ass ANAGRAMS I have been doing sure have been easy to do…


Here we go…. meet the Baltimore Colts…Ravens… and their screwed up names:

  • Lamar Jackson = Anal Jar Smock
  • Za’Darius Smith = Sushi Zit Drama
  • Jermaine Eluemunor = Our enamel injure me.
  • Michael Crabtree = Celibate Charmer
  • Robert Griffin III = If I grin fiber, riot!
  • Bradley Bozeman = Analyzed Bomber
  • Javorius Allen = Java rules loin.
  • Justin Tucker = Justice Trunk
  • Joe Flacco = (There aren’t any. Honest. Just try it yourself. Poor guy. Explains a lot.)

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