All summer I didn’t do any Useless Facts about anything. But here we are. And by gosh by golly, those lazy-ass ANAGRAMS I have been doing sure have been easy to do…
Here we go…. meet the Baltimore Colts…Ravens… and their screwed up names:
- Lamar Jackson = Anal Jar Smock
- Za’Darius Smith = Sushi Zit Drama
- Jermaine Eluemunor = Our enamel injure me.
- Michael Crabtree = Celibate Charmer
- Robert Griffin III = If I grin fiber, riot!
- Bradley Bozeman = Analyzed Bomber
- Javorius Allen = Java rules loin.
- Justin Tucker = Justice Trunk
- Joe Flacco = (There aren’t any. Honest. Just try it yourself. Poor guy. Explains a lot.)