USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS @ VIKINGS

Guess what? I am not mailing it in this week! Here are some useless facts for the Minnesota Vikings game:

  • Legally, every person in the Twin Cities must be a twin.
  • That is not a Viking horn that sounds in the stadium. It is the sound of someone farting after eating lutefisk.
  • Minneapolis is not the actual name of the city. Disney bought the rights and named it after their famous girl mouse. (It used to be called Popeyepolis.)
  • Last week had more than one retirement at New Era field. A dude on the upper level quit at the hot dog stand when someone asked to see if his buns were fresh.
  • Bud Grant was the lovechild of Ulysses S. Grant and Lou Grant.

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