USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. FINS

Here are some useless facts for the game with those cute fishy-things:

    • It was announced this week that the Pegulas have started looking at plans for a stadium. Currently, the leading idea is to put a large, carport roof with a hole in it over the top of The Ralph… oh wait, that’s Hard Rock Stadium.
    • Scientists believe that dolphins don’t ever fall into a deep sleep; therefore, they probably don’t dream. That explains why they haven’t been to a Super Bowl in 34 years.
    • A dolphin spends most of its life holding its breath. So do Dolphans.
    • An anagram for Brock Osweiler is “Rockier Bowels.”
    • Dan Marino sued the NFL over his concussions. He says he can’t even remember winning a Super Bowl.

 

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