WEEK 11: BILLS @ DOLPHINS

South Florida in the middle of November. Meh. On the bright side, shootings dip when the weather gets cooler.

WEEK 12: BILLS VS BRONCOS

Elite QB Joe Flacco brings his Denv… okay. I will stop.

WEEK 13: BILLS @ COWBOYS

The last time the Bills played on Thanksgiving, I ate turkey. I have on other Thanksgivings too but just sayin’. Oh yeah, stay home for this one and watch with loved ones and annoying people called “family.”

WEEK 14: BILLS VS. RAVENS

Elite QB Joe Flacco…okay. I said I’d stop but I just can’t. Lamar Jackson is no Joe Flacco.

WEEK 15: BILLS @ STEELERS

Finally met a person from Pittsburgh that I liked but not enough to not use her Terrible Towel to wipe my butt.

WEEK 16: BILLS @ PATRIOTS

Mispronouncing names is fun. I like to call The BILLIE’s wife Gihzalay Bookohdamn. If he is a goat then she must just be a Nanny.

WEEK 17: BILLS VS. JETS

Hmm. Let’s look at the Bills Wildcard scenarios…beat the Jets, the Browns need to lose or tie, Canadians need to stop saying “eh,” and the Montreal Alouettes must admit Marv Levy was only coach of the Bills.

WK 9: BILLS 24 SKINS 9 (W 6-2)

Yay! It’s the Culturally Insensitive game. Why don’t they just switch their logo to a Potato? Wait for it…ahh. You get it.

WEEK 10: BILLS @ BROWNS

Cleveland is the new Buffalo! Or is Buffalo the new Cleveland? Either way, neither is St. Louis and that is a good thing.

YAY! FREE PARKING!

You asked for it and you got it!   Believe it or not, you don’t have to shell out big bucks on parking whenyou come and watch your beloved Billsies! This was a common complaint in our recent fan survey, so we went out and found you places to put your vehicle while you cheered…