USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS @ JETS

Here are some useless facts for the game with the equally pathetic Jets: After Fireman Ed retired, the Jets replaced him with Policeman Pete. He also quit. Many followed and few could stick it out. Currently, Trash Man Tim leads the cheers. Nathan Peterman has contacted Mark Sanchez to see if he can teach him…

USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS BEARS

Here are some useless facts for the game with those furry Chicago Bears: The vacuum cleaner was invented in Chicago in 1868. Proving that Chicago sucks! Spray paint was invented in Chicago too. Now millions of talentless fools can “tag” their names on things like mailboxes and sleeping homeless people. Don’t worry. They grow up to mark…