The Gore-Beasley Era begins in the Meadowlands!
Why not just stay in the Meadowlands? Hoffa did.
First home game with Pancho Billa honored and Andy Dalton getting a cheer still?
Will the Pats have lost 2 of their 3 first games as they always do? Will Gronk be back? Who’s bringing the sex toy?
Tennessee is as hard to spell as Mississippi. Thanks to the gods we only need to go to Nashville.
Stay home or steal a neighbor’s chickens. It’s the Bye Week!
Time for a meeting with the Fins. It sucks not playing them in the snow….but it is October in Buffalo.
Ow. That hurt.
Yay! It’s the Culturally Insensitive game. Why don’t they just switch their logo to a Potato? Wait for it…ahh. You get it.
Cleveland is the new Buffalo! Or is Buffalo the new Cleveland? Either way, neither is St. Louis and that is a good thing.
South Florida in the middle of November. Meh. On the bright side, shootings dip when the weather gets cooler.
Elite QB Joe Flacco brings his Denv… okay. I will stop.
The last time the Bills played on Thanksgiving, I ate turkey. I have on other Thanksgivings too but just sayin’. Oh yeah, stay home for this one and watch with loved ones and annoying people called “family.”
Elite QB Joe Flacco…okay. I said I’d stop but I just can’t. Lamar Jackson is no Joe Flacco.
Finally met a person from Pittsburgh that I liked but not enough to not use her Terrible Towel to wipe my butt.
Mispronouncing names is fun. I like to call The BILLIE’s wife Gihzalay Bookohdamn. If he is a goat then she must just be a Nanny.
Hmm. Let’s look at the Bills Wildcard scenarios…beat the Jets, the Browns need to lose or tie, Canadians need to stop saying “eh,” and the Montreal Alouettes must admit Marv Levy was only coach of the Bills.
Houston…we have a problem!