The Gore-Beasley Era begins in the Meadowlands!
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2019 SEASON WEEK 2: BILLS 28 GIANTS 14 (W 2-0)
Why not just stay in the Meadowlands? Hoffa did.
2019 SEASON WEEK 3: BILLS 21 BENGALS 17 (W 3-0)
First home game with Pancho Billa honored and Andy Dalton getting a cheer still?
2019 SEASON WEEK 4: BILLS 10 PATRIOTS 16 (L 3-1)
Will the Pats have lost 2 of their 3 first games as they always do? Will Gronk be back? Who’s bringing the sex toy?
2019 SEASON WEEK 5: BILLS 14 TITANS 7 (W 4-1)
Tennessee is as hard to spell as Mississippi. Thanks to the gods we only need to go to Nashville.
2019 SEASON WEEK 6: BILLS VS NOBODY
Stay home or steal a neighbor’s chickens. It’s the Bye Week!
2019 SEASON WEEK 7: BILLS 31 DOLPHINS 21 (W 5-1)
Time for a meeting with the Fins. It sucks not playing them in the snow….but it is October in Buffalo.
2019 SEASON WEEK 8: BILLS 13 EAGLES 31 (L 5-2)
Ow. That hurt.
2019 SEASON WEEK 9: BILLS 24 SKINS 9 (W 6-2)
Yay! It’s the Culturally Insensitive game. Why don’t they just switch their logo to a Potato? Wait for it…ahh. You get it.
2019 SEASON WEEK 10: BILLS 16 BROWNS 19 (L 6-3)
Cleveland is the new Buffalo! Or is Buffalo the new Cleveland? Either way, neither is St. Louis and that is a good thing.
2019 SEASON WEEK 11: BILLS 37 DOLPHINS 20 (W 7-3)
South Florida in the middle of November. Meh. On the bright side, shootings dip when the weather gets cooler.
2019 SEASON WEEK 12: BILLS 20 BRONCOS 3 (W 8-3)
Elite QB Joe Flacco brings his Denv… okay. I will stop.
2019 SEASON WEEK 13: BILLS 26 COWBOYS 15 (W 9-3)
The last time the Bills played on Thanksgiving, I ate turkey. I have on other Thanksgivings too but just sayin’. Oh yeah, stay home for this one and watch with loved ones and annoying people called “family.”
2019 SEASON WEEK 14: BILLS 17 RAVENS 24 (L 9-4)
Elite QB Joe Flacco…okay. I said I’d stop but I just can’t. Lamar Jackson is no Joe Flacco.
2019 SEASON WEEK 15: BILLS 17 STEELERS 10 (W 10-4)
Finally met a person from Pittsburgh that I liked but not enough to not use her Terrible Towel to wipe my butt.
2019 SEASON WEEK 16: BILLS 17 PATRIOTS 24 (L 10-5)
Mispronouncing names is fun. I like to call The BILLIE’s wife Gihzalay Bookohdamn. If he is a goat then she must just be a Nanny.
2019 SEASON WEEK 17: BILLS 6 JETS 13 (L 10-6)
Hmm. Let’s look at the Bills Wildcard scenarios…beat the Jets, the Browns need to lose or tie, Canadians need to stop saying “eh,” and the Montreal Alouettes must admit Marv Levy was only coach of the Bills.
2019 SEASON WILDCARD PLAYOFF: BILLS 19 TEXANS 22 (L 10-7)
Houston…we have a problem!
