THE ROCKPILE BLOG

USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS @ VIKINGS

Guess what? I am not mailing it in this week! Here are some useless facts for the Minnesota Vikings game: Legally, every person in the Twin Cities must be a twin. That is not a Viking horn that sounds in the stadium. It is the sound of someone farting after eating lutefisk. Minneapolis is not … Continue reading USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS @ VIKINGS

USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. CHARGERS

Here are some dumb facts to look forward to in this week's game...oh...these are the same ones I used last year. I figure I am entitled to being that lazy because I didn't throw 5 interceptions last time they played: Since the Chargers don't currently have a stadium of their own, they now play their … Continue reading USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. CHARGERS

PICKING THE RAVENS MATCH-UP

Twitter is so evil and contentious these days: They hate us. They really hate us. Very little discussion of all the purposely false and defamatory stories put out this week by the Fake Sports Media. They are out of control - correct reporting means nothing to them. Major lies written, then forced to be withdrawn … Continue reading PICKING THE RAVENS MATCH-UP

USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. RAVENS (ANAGRAM EDITION)

All summer I didn't do any Useless Facts about anything. But here we are. And by gosh by golly, those lazy-ass ANAGRAMS I have been doing sure have been easy to do... So... Here we go.... meet the Baltimore Colts...Ravens... and their screwed up names: Lamar Jackson = Anal Jar Smock Za'Darius Smith = Sushi … Continue reading USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. RAVENS (ANAGRAM EDITION)

Practice Football!!!

This Sunday the Bills are on National TV as Andy Dalton (Our Savior, Who art in Cincy, Hallowed be thy Charity) and his Bengals come to Buffalo to take on Tim Allen...errr... Josh Allen for some practice football. So.... we gonna do some practice Bills Backing... upstairs at Trinity. We won't have any specials or … Continue reading Practice Football!!!

Never give up on a dream! Thank You Bills Fans!

Jan. 8, 2018 Dear CBBB members! Excuse me if I get a little mushy here, but I’ve been trying to process the events of Sunday.  No... not the results of our beloved Bills losing to Jacksonville in their first playoff game in 17 years.  Sure that was disappointing, but as fans we have a lot … Continue reading Never give up on a dream! Thank You Bills Fans!

PREVIEWING THE JAGS MATCH-UP

Thanks to trendingbuffalo.c

The Playoffs! The Playoffs! And it includes the Bills... who are set to play a very good defensive Jacksonville Jaguars team. Very good...like say if Shady McCoy was hurt or not 100%, they may not score. So... Jaguars 24, Bills 9 Yeah. Sorry. But who woulda thunk we would be in... The Playoffs!!? Here's what … Continue reading PREVIEWING THE JAGS MATCH-UP

USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. JAGS (ANAGRAM PLAYOFF EDITION)

Jags

I wasn't planning on playoffs. I had turned off the Useless Facts part of my melon. But here we are. And by gosh by golly, those lazy-ass ANAGRAMS I have been doing sure have been easy to do... So... Here we go.... meet the Jacksonville Jaguars and their screwed up names: Blake Bortles = Bleak … Continue reading USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. JAGS (ANAGRAM PLAYOFF EDITION)

PREVIEWING THE FINS MATCH-UP

To the playoffs

Oy vey! Make or break time. This is the one. The Bills have to win to have a chance of finally getting to the playoffs. We aren't gonna talk drought here. They should win. McDermott will have them ready. He has always won the games they need. We aren't gonna talk scenarios here. Other teams … Continue reading PREVIEWING THE FINS MATCH-UP

USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. FINS (ANAGRAM EDITION)

Playing the Fins again and it was so easy last week to do ANNAGRAMS for the Pats game, that I am gonna slack-off and do it this week for this playoff potentional posting about these poisonous porpoises (Illiteration is next if we make it to the Second Season,): Jay Cutler = Cleat Jury. Kiko Alonso … Continue reading USELESS GAME FACTS: BILLS VS. FINS (ANAGRAM EDITION)